star trek conventions
I've never been to a star trek convention. It's been on my do-once-in-my-life list for years now. So, when my husband announced that the 40th anniversary star trek extravaganza was going to happen THIS YEAR, I decided it was time.
When I tell people I'm going to a star trek convention, they always ask if I'm going to dress up. No, I don't plan on dressing up. I don't own a star trek uniform. The star trek actors don't even dress up for conventions. Of course, I could go in my pajamas, as it seems that everything that is worn in the Gene Roddenberry future resembles sleepwear.
When I agreed to go to the convention, I didn't realize that it was four days long. Four days? Of total trek immersion? I must be out of my mind! What could you possibly do for four entire days? Well, according to the schedule, you can play bingo (star trek style), eat chocolate (star trek style), auction for charity (star trek style), wait in line for autographs (star trek style), wait in line for pictures (star trek style), watch improv (star trek style), dress up (star trek style - with the possibility of winning $1000 in the costume contest - maybe I'll reconsider...), DESIGN A CENTERPIECE (star trek style), create a music video (star trek style), participate in talent contest (star trek style), write an essay (star trek style), drink champagne (star trek style), eat dinner (star trek style), eat dessert (star trek style), buy loads of crap (star trek style), wear a plastic wristband (star trek style), ride a fake roller coaster (star trek style) or watch a 3D movie (star trek style). Oh yeah, and listen to actual star trek actors speak.
Now, I'm a little confused about the star trek centerpiece contest. I don't really recall any centerpieces from the shows, but I suppose that people in the Gene-iverse liked to decorate their tables. I'm a little intrigued to see what people come up with - perhaps something with silk flowers and a tiny warp core replica? Or a nice vase filled with marbles and fully-functioning posotronic brains? I, for one, would vote for anything with a likeness of Wesley Crusher.
One contest I do plan on entering, however, is the essay contest. The contest is in honor of Scotty and is limited to engineers. And, well, I'm sort of an engineer. Plus - I'm a totally awesome writer. I've worked with a lot of engineers (seeing as that's what I do and all) and most of them can't write. I so have this one in the bag.
So far, the list of convention guests is rather impressive. They've managed to snag all the captains, minus Picard (rumor has it he still has a career or something), and they have one of my favorites, Weyoun from DS9. My other DS9 favorite, Damar, has not appeared on the list yet, though they keep adding people, so I'm still hopeful I'll get to see him.
Damar?, you may ask. Yes, Damar. Because he's obscure, and also because he giggled when Worf killed Weyoun 18. I made my husband rewind it on the tivo so I could watch it again. So - Damar - please don't disappoint me. I'll even share my essay-winnings.
When I tell people I'm going to a star trek convention, they always ask if I'm going to dress up. No, I don't plan on dressing up. I don't own a star trek uniform. The star trek actors don't even dress up for conventions. Of course, I could go in my pajamas, as it seems that everything that is worn in the Gene Roddenberry future resembles sleepwear.
When I agreed to go to the convention, I didn't realize that it was four days long. Four days? Of total trek immersion? I must be out of my mind! What could you possibly do for four entire days? Well, according to the schedule, you can play bingo (star trek style), eat chocolate (star trek style), auction for charity (star trek style), wait in line for autographs (star trek style), wait in line for pictures (star trek style), watch improv (star trek style), dress up (star trek style - with the possibility of winning $1000 in the costume contest - maybe I'll reconsider...), DESIGN A CENTERPIECE (star trek style), create a music video (star trek style), participate in talent contest (star trek style), write an essay (star trek style), drink champagne (star trek style), eat dinner (star trek style), eat dessert (star trek style), buy loads of crap (star trek style), wear a plastic wristband (star trek style), ride a fake roller coaster (star trek style) or watch a 3D movie (star trek style). Oh yeah, and listen to actual star trek actors speak.
Now, I'm a little confused about the star trek centerpiece contest. I don't really recall any centerpieces from the shows, but I suppose that people in the Gene-iverse liked to decorate their tables. I'm a little intrigued to see what people come up with - perhaps something with silk flowers and a tiny warp core replica? Or a nice vase filled with marbles and fully-functioning posotronic brains? I, for one, would vote for anything with a likeness of Wesley Crusher.
One contest I do plan on entering, however, is the essay contest. The contest is in honor of Scotty and is limited to engineers. And, well, I'm sort of an engineer. Plus - I'm a totally awesome writer. I've worked with a lot of engineers (seeing as that's what I do and all) and most of them can't write. I so have this one in the bag.
So far, the list of convention guests is rather impressive. They've managed to snag all the captains, minus Picard (rumor has it he still has a career or something), and they have one of my favorites, Weyoun from DS9. My other DS9 favorite, Damar, has not appeared on the list yet, though they keep adding people, so I'm still hopeful I'll get to see him.
Damar?, you may ask. Yes, Damar. Because he's obscure, and also because he giggled when Worf killed Weyoun 18. I made my husband rewind it on the tivo so I could watch it again. So - Damar - please don't disappoint me. I'll even share my essay-winnings.
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